Ninja'd from Monty.

All right, let's get this ball rollin, this train cruisin, this motha done, this popcorn popped, and this Spartan lazer'd.

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1. What is your name?
Erik
Drake
Orange
Kitty
Kire
Box-Man
Juan Carlos Jesus Argentina Chile Consuelo Del Guadalupe

2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Gray.
If it matters.

3. What are you listening to right now?
Grenades, needlers, explosions, and DOUBLE KILL, TRIPLE KILL, KILLING SPREE, SWOOORD SPREE.

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
15.

5. What was the last thing you ate?
Stir-fry; broccoli chicken.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
White black...
...fine, purple.

7. How is the weather right now?
Sunny.

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Uh...<checks>
Kim? Technically, thatoneguyagain. But everybody knows his wife keeps his phone.

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same(if you're gay) sex?
The first thing I notice is what they're wearing, obviously. Then whether or not they have an mp3 in their ears, and by then I stop looking since it could come off as me 'checking them out.' Which I will assure you is not the case.

10. Favorite food?
Oh man, you do not ask me this question.
I do not know.
Oriental stir fry, oh dear lord.
Or could it be true-to-recipe Italian pizza, or Italian sausage?
Or perhaps a newly grilled, juicy American burger?
What about Swiss chocolate? Oh my heavens.
Then there's always Mexican tacos, carne asada, or tacos al pastor, taquitos con guacamole, the list goes on and on...
...I don't know.
I. Will. Never. Know.

11. Favorite drink?
Orange juice.

12. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Could be a Mai Tai. Could be. It wasn't great, but it was...good.
Then there's Rum and Coke. I think that one's pretty bomb.
I'll go with that.

13. Favorite place to shop?
Not sure I have a favorite.
What's fun is to shop on-campus. Find different stuff at cheap prices.
But lately, Frank and Son's collectible show.

14. Hair color?
Brown, and it deviates from dark to light, depending on how long I'm outside.

15. Eye color?
Dark brown.

16. Do you wear contacts?
Nope.
I could, if I wanted.
But glasses are the style.

17. Top or bottom?
I swear to God, I'll trap you in a jar and shove you up my own ass, you son of a bitch.
Neither.

18. Favorite month?
July.
No, wait, I change my mind.
January. My birthday's in that month.

19. Favorite fast-food?
Carl's Jr.
Six dollar burger. I've had them all.

20. Last movie you watched?
Benjamin Button for the second time.
"OH LAWD, YOU LOOK SO LOVELAAY."

21. Favorite day of the year?
Either January seventh or whatever day the Wimbledon final is on television.
One of these days, I will get tickets to that final.

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Are you asking if I were looking?
I wouldn't be. Maybe before I would have been, but now I don't think it's really an issue.
If I really wanted to, I would. But I don't, so I won't.

23. Summer or Winter?
Summer.
It's always summer here, anyway. So what's the difference?

24. Hugs or kisses?
Relatives: Hugs.
Friends: Hugs.
Acquaintances: Neither. Don't touch me.

I guess hugs. <shrug>

25. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate.
You don't know me very well, do you?

26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
Only if they want to.
I mean, I'm not about to force them. Nor do I visit DeviantArt a lot, anyway.

27. Who is most likely to respond?
Edgar? Monty? Somewhere between those two.

28. Who is least likely to respond?
Thatoneguyagain? Him.

29. What books are you currently reading?
Thinking Through the Past, Basics of Geological Science, and Macroeconomics.
All of which bore me half to death.

30. Favorite TV show?
It's a three-way tie between big-time ATP Tennis (or any big-time tennis tournament), Code Geass (or any other big-time anime show besides hugely fanservice-based ones), and the Mentalist (or any other big-time, actor-based show). Seriously, I watch television. A lot. Mentalist, Fringe, Harper's Island, Survivor, French Open, Geass, Bleach, and Fresh Prince are among my favorite shows.

31. What's on your mouse pad?
A grid.

32. Favorite board game?
Risk.
I have never lost.

33. What did you do last night?
Viewed the French Open semifinal. Federer won.
You'd better believe he beat Juan Martin Del Potro, coming back from two sets to one. He deserves the French Open.
Greatest player that ever lived.

34. Favorite Author?
Not sure.

35. Who inspires you?
Plenty of people.
Oppressed people who fight to survive.
Roger Federer and other great tennis champions.
My father.
Great animators and entertainers.
Those who fight for peace and win.
I have plenty of things to look up to.

36. Butter, plain or salted popcorn?
Damn it.

37. Dogs or cats?
Both (when I'm not at home) or neither (when I am at home).

38. Favorite flower?
The pitcher plant.
Never before have I seen something so carnivorous and so lazy.

39. What do you say when you wake up in the morning?
Nothing.

40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
Thatoneguy, thisarson13, Wrath2142. Those three. They have been, and remain, my comrades in arms.

41. What's on your desk?
Sharpener. Spider plushie. Mouse receiver. Fire Emblem GBA. Golf ball. Mayan necklace. Stack of MAGIC cards. Box of pens. Broken pair of glasses. Post-it note. Box containing more MAGIC cards and money. Composition book. Daily planner. Wallet. DS charger. Second DS charger (wtf?). Nintendo DS. Mouse. Laptop. 4 GB flash drive. Assignment for GEOLOGY. Phone.

42. Rock concert or symphony?
Depends on where or what time.

43. Play or Opera?
See 42.

44. Have you ever fired a gun?
Indeed I have.
Sucked with a rifle, bomb with a 9mm handgun.

45. Do you like to travel by plane?
Sure. It's pretty solid.
Plus, free drinks.

46. Right-handed or left-handed?
I'm still not sure.
Plenty have said I'm ambidextrous. I'm willing to believe them, since I can golf both sides and bowl both sides and practically write on both sides.

47. Smooth or chunky peanutbutter?
Hell, I like both.

48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two. Sometimes one, sometimes neither. It depends on how sensitive my effing body wants to be on any given night.

49. City and state where you were born?
Los Angeles, California.

50. Ever hitch-hiked?
You'd better not be asking me YOU SON OF A BITCH.
No, I'm kidding. Never have.

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